The New York Yankees will officially miss the playoffs for the first time since 1995 and for the first time in Derek Jeter’s career he won’t be playing baseball in October.

“It basically boils down to we weren’t good enough,” Jeter said. Read the rest of this entry »

Apparently the people of Idaho are major prudes. Less than 1 month into the season, the cheerleaders from the Idaho Vandals have been forced to to replace their so-called skimpy uniforms with the cheerleader equivalent of an Islamic Veil and Head Scarf.

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Watch as three lesbian whores make out for a free Cleveland Browns t-shirt.

Cleveland rocks!

The Winnepeg Blue Bombers celebrate a touchdown with a good ole’ game of duck duck goose.

The Canadian Football League is full of adolescents.

Vice Chairman of the Detroit Lions Bill Ford Jr. expressed his thoughts on their horrible General Manager Matt Millen.

Millen should have been fired years ago — Does anyone know why he still has a job?

Texas Longhorns tight end Blaine Irby will miss the rest of the season after this ugly knee injury.

OUCH! That had to hurt.

Green Bay Packers star cornerback Al Harris will likely miss the rest of the season after suffering a torn spleen during the teams loss to the Dallas Cowboys.

“He tasted blood in his mouth and had some in his urine,” His agent Jack Bechta told the Green Bay Press-Gazette. Read the rest of this entry »

Pearl Jam’s Eddie Vedder has dedicated the following song to the Chicago Cubs.

Great song and a great tribute video.

Check out more pics of her gorgeous..um..hat after the jump. Read the rest of this entry »

Raiders head coach Lane Kiffin is hoping quack owner Al Davis fires him immediately and he dreads the thought of staying in Oakland for another whole season.

“That’s the funny part about people asking if he’s worried about getting fired,” said a source close to Kiffin. Read the rest of this entry »