According to Sports Illustrated Alex Rodriguez tested positive for 2 anabolic steroids during his MVP 2003 season with the Texas Rangers.

As expected Major League Baseball would not confirm or deny the report.

“We are disturbed by the allegations,” Executive Vice President of Labor Relations Rob Manfred said in a statement. “Because the survey testing that took place in 2003 was intended to be non-disciplinary and anonymous, we can not make any comment on the accuracy of this report as it pertains to the player named.”

Surprisingly, the Rangers weren’t shocked to hear the news.

“I think in the climate that we have today, you don’t have much shock anymore,” Rangers current senior adviser and former General Manager John Hart said. Hart was the general manager in 2003. “Obviously Alex probably is the best player in baseball. This has always been a special talent and the guy has been putting up Hall of Fame numbers since the day he showed up in the big leagues. I’ve been in the game for almost 40 years and it hurts a little bit, if in fact this is true.”

So does this mean Madonna has a fetish for small testicles? Just asking…