Denver Broncos wide receiver Brandon Marshall is recovering nicely from the arm injury he suffered from roughhousing with his family but he is still having a hard time wiping his ass.

“I can do everything with my right hand that I was doing before the accident but I’m still wiping my butt with my left hand,” Marshall said. “It’s not as strong. My right hand is not as strong.”

Brandon Marshall is pretty rich, I’m surprised he even wipes his own ass. If I was a millionaire I would never touch another roll of toilet paper ever again.