Apparently questions about Brett Favre turn Tampa Bay Buccaneers head coach Jon Gruden into a moody bitch.

“You can talk to Brett, yourself. If we have permission, I”m sure you do, too,” Gruden said. “I don’t have any reports on Brett, okay. There’ll be some more opportunities to write stories on this situation. It’s a great story to cover. I wish I had time to cover all the things that are going on. His situation is going to handle itself.”

And that isn’t all Gruden had to say on the subject.

We’re creating a real drama here,” Gruden said. “I don’t know that it’s that tear-jerking and emotional that we need to address it any more than we have. What we talk about is confidential. He’s very confident in his own abilities. His game tape in his last 20 starts prove that he’s not afraid of anything, he understands pro football and he’s eager to get in here with his teammates and compete.”

Wow, it sounds like somebody has sand in their vagina.