On Wednesday it was announced that cornerback Adam “Pacman” Jones was headed to Canada to play for the Winnipeg Blue Bombers, but today the team decided signing Pacman would be a huge mistake.

“We have completed our assessment and due diligence and at this time we will not be pursuing the services of Adam Jones,” Blue Bombers coach Mike Kelly said.

Great decision Coach Kelly! We have never heard of you before, but we can already tell you’re a way better coach than Wade Phillips! Pacman doesn’t deserve the privilege of playing football, regardless if it’s in the USA or Canada.