On Wednesday it was announced that cornerback Adam “Pacman” Jones was headed to Canada to play for the Winnipeg Blue Bombers, but today the team decided signing Pacman would be a huge mistake.
“We have completed our assessment and due diligence and at this time we will not be pursuing the services of Adam Jones,” Blue Bombers coach Mike Kelly said. Read the rest of this entry »
Former Tennessee Titans and Dallas Cowboys cornerback Adam “Pacman” Jones has signed with the Winnipeg Blue Bombers of the Canadian Football League because no NFL team was willing to take a chance on his off-the-field problems.
“It’ll be a good experience for me to get back in game shape and compete and play football, which I like to do,” Jones told SI.com. Read the rest of this entry »
Here’s leaked video footage of Adam “Pacman” Jones making it rain in a club. The footage even caught Pacman on tape fornicating with a stripper!
After hearing that his team is considering bringing back Adam “Pacman” Jones, Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones quickly denied the reports.
“I have no plans to bring Adam back,” Jones said. Read the rest of this entry »
The Dallas Cowboys are actually trying to improve their team. Late Wednesday night they announced the release of thug cornerback Adam “Pacman” Jones.
“He was surprised, and I think he was obviously somewhat hurt,” Jones’ agent, Worrick Robinson said. Read the rest of this entry »
NFL commissioner Roger Goodell has decided to reinstate Dallas Cowboys thug cornerback Adam Jones. He is expected to return December 7th when the Cowboys go to Pittsburgh to take on the Steelers.
Adam “Pacman” Jones apologizes to NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell and his bodyguard Tommy Jones.
Great, now I’ll have that stupid song stuck in my head for the rest of the day.
Dallas Cowboys cornerback Adam “Pacman” Jones has been suspended for atleast 4 games by the NFL for violating of the league’s personal conduct policy, again.
“It’s terribly disappointing to me that we’re dealing with this again and that he’s reflecting so poorly on all of the players in this league, which they don’t deserve,” NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell said.
Adam “Pacman” Jones needs more money to make it rain on strippers, so please buy a car from him or all his favorite strippers could go broke.
Out of all the celebrities in the world somebody actually chose Adam Jones to endorse your business?
Terrell Owens embarrassed Adam Jones when the two went head to head in practice.
Take it easy on him T.O., didn’t you hear? He’s a professional wrestler now and he’ll beat your ass. 
