I’ll be honest with you. I have no idea what she’s singing about because I had my speakers turned off the entire time. But I do know she’s absolutely gorgeous and that makes this video the greatest NFL recap video ever.
I am officially encouraging all of my peers to discontinue watching the 2010 French Open after hottie Ana Ivanovic was eliminated from the tournament yesterday.
“I’m on the right path, and I’m doing lots of things right,” Ivanovic said. “I have a plan in place, and I have a really good team around me. I’m very happy with the improvements that have been made.”
Trust me Ana, you don’t need any improvements. You’re easily one of the hottest chicks to ever pick up a tennis racket and you’re the ONLY reason I watch the sport. If anything I guess you could wear less clothes, but you always end up getting so sweaty I can see everything anyways!
Above are before and after pictures of Teen tennis sensation Simona Halep. Actually…she’s not a tennis sensation anymore. She was in the first picture, but then she decided to get a breast reduction which has severely hurt her eye appeal.
Unfortunately for her, she was never a good tennis player. She is actually quite shitty. That’s why I can’t understand why she wanted smaller tits. At least before she was a relevant tennis player because of her huge hooters. Now she’s just another crappy tennis player.
We’re so used to seeing pictures of Michelle Wie all dressed up in her professional golf gear that we rarely get a chance to see photos of her showing off some skin. Luckily, Sports Crunch full of experts who are great at finding bikini pics of female athletes!
Now, we’ll be the first to admit that Ms. Wie isn’t the hottest sports babe we’ve ever posted bikini pictures of, but she may be the most innocent! And that has to count for something, right?
Any MLB Manager who wants to know how to win the World Series year in and year out, here’s your answer. Just sign a bunch of hot chicks like Holly Madison to protect the outfield in the nude. I guarantee you’ll win it all! …Unless of course you’re going up against a team of gays. In that case, have them suit up and try to actually play. I’m sure the hotties could still pull it off.
Maria Sharapova took a break from the tennis court to take some sexy pictures for the promotion of Clear Shampoo. I’m guessing the Shampoo must me made for women because if she wanted men to buy the product I’m sure she would have been smart enough to show off a lot more skin in these pics. As it is these aren’t even as sexy as one of those lame milk mustache photos.
But at least she still has the sexiest grunt in all of sports.
This isn’t the first time that we’ve seen Alyssa Milano in Los Angeles Lakers apparel and I hope to God that it isn’t the last. Here are some pictures of her enjoying the game with some dueche while still managing to look as cute as ever. I wish the Lakers would have one game a year where they invite their female celebrity fans to become a Cheerleader for a day. Can you imagine how many great pics we’d get if that happened?
Don’t get me wrong, the Laker girls are hot as it is. But throw Alyssa Milano into to the bunch and there would be no reason to watch the game. My eyes would be focused completely on her.
I don’t know which game this is specifically, but it has to be the best Chicago Bulls game ever. I couldn’t care less about the Bulls, but I would have paid double the price of admission just to watch these two sexy lesbians make out the entire time.