If your a drug dealer, you can sleep comfortably tonight knowing Mike Tyson doesn’t want to kill you.

“I’m just changing my life,” Mike Tyson said. “I could kill drug dealers for money but I don’t want to do that. I want to go down a different route.”

He may bite your ear off or eat your children but it’s nice to know he won’t kill you.

IBO light welterweight champion Ricky Hatton has turned down a September huge money fight with Oscar De La Hoya.

“It would be too soon, Ricky only fought two weeks ago,” Ray Hatton, the boxing champion’s father and manager, told British Broadcasting Corp. Sport. “Oscar likes to fight in September because of Mexican Independence Day, but Richard is chilling out at the moment.

Hatton, What are you thinking!? Your turning down the biggest payday of your life because your “chilling” at the moment? Get your head out of your ass and accept this fight.

Middleweight Champion Kelly Pavlik (34-0, 30 KOs) scored a 3rd round technical knockout in his bout with Gary Lockett Saturday night. Pavlik had Lockett knocked down twice in the 2nd round and once in the 3rd before the fight was stopped.

“I just couldn’t see the punches coming,” Lockett said. “It wasn’t just one punch, it was the accumulation. He’s a fabulous fighter. Every time he threw punches, it felt like he was making me pay for it.”

Hopefully a fight between Pavlik and Joe Calzaghe can be made for later this year. Both are great fighters and the match-up would make for one hell of a fight.

Undefeated Welterweight Champion Floyd Mayweather Jr. wants everyone to believe he is retiring from the sport of boxing.

“It is with a heavy heart that I write you this message today,” Mayweather said in a statement. “I have decided to permanently retire from boxing. This decision was not an easy one for me to make as boxing is all I have done since I was a child. However, these past few years have been extremely difficult for me to find the desire and joy to continue in the sport.

“I have said numerous times and after several of my fights over the past two years that I might not fight again. At the same time, I loved competing and winning and also wanted to continue my career for the fans, knowing they were there for me and enjoyed watching me fight. However, after many sleepless nights and intense soul-searching I realized I could no longer base my decision on anything but my own personal happiness, which I no longer could find. So I have finally made up my mind, spoken to my family, particularly my mother, and made my decision.” Read the rest of this entry »

After all these years Mike Tyson still has no problem picking up drop dead gorgeous women. He has recently been spotted with some slut from the UK’s Big Brother named Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace.

Topless NSFW Pictures of Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace after the jump. Read the rest of this entry »

Former heavyweight champion of the world Iron Mike Tyson has been through an awful lot throughout the years and now he’s just happy to be alive.

“I lived a wild and extreme life,” the former heavyweight champion told reporters Saturday. “I used drugs. I had altercations with dangerous people. I slept with guys’ wives that wanted to kill me. I’m just happy to be here, you know. It’s just a miracle.”

How has Tyson stayed alive throughout the years? He’s raped women, he’s ate ears off of live humans and he’s been in thousands of street fights. Its amazing that somebody hasn’t put a bullet between his eyes yet. But Tyson has always been a very entertaining character so hopefully he’s around for awhile.