Thanks for clearing that up, now shut your mouth and suck on your binky.

Attention whore Chad Johnson has showed up at the Cincinnati Bengals facilities for the first day of team minicamp.

Johnson arrived for a team meeting at 8 a.m. and he was on the field at 9:57 but he was not seen practicing. Instead he just stood on the field like a moron and watched all of his teammated go through drills.

He is purposely being a distraction and if the Bengals were smart they would just tape him to the goal post and leave him be.

Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Johnson has told ESPN The Magazine that he has no plans to sit out the 2008 NFL season.

“Am I coming back? Of course I am,” Johnson said. “I told my coaches I’m going to California to act, but the truth is I may come back to the Bengals as early as June. I may be crazy but I’m not stupid.”

Actually Chad, your very stupid. Your entire team hates you and there’s no way the Bengals will trade you, so enjoy being miserable this season. Here’s some advice — shut your mouth, don’t attempt any lame touchdown celebrations and don’t take any swings at your head coach.