When it comes to Christmas, I’m typically the Grinch. But around this time of year I usually find myself wondering exactly why I hate Christmas so much. I see these little kids going shopping at the mall who nearly piss their pants in excitement when they see old pedophiles disguised as Santa Claus and I’ll admit, sometimes I get jealous.
No, I’m not jealous of the sicko pedophiles. I was talking about the kids who are still foolish enough to believe in the big money gimmick they call Christmas.
But then somebody does something stupid and I’m reminded of all the reasons I hate the stupid fat red man who humps reindeer. Thanks to the Chicago Bulls, I can now resume my fulltime job as the Grinch.
However, I am now a deaf Grinch because I stabbed my ear drums before this video could hit the 30 second mark.
In a last minute attempt to convince LeBron James to come to Chicago, the Bulls have decided to sign Carlos Boozer to a five-year deal worth around $80 million.
If LeBron wants to win a championship, Chicago is obviously the place he should sign with. However, LeBron’s lifelong dream has been to become the first billionaire athlete and with the Bulls he would be forced to take less money.
With Joakim Noah, Derrick Rose, Carlos Boozer and LeBron James, the Bulls would be an unbeatable force on the hardwood.
The Chicago Bulls never once threatened the Cleveland Cavaliers in any way during Game Four of the NBA playoffs series, but just for shits and giggles LeBron James decided to lay up a half-court shot at the end of the 3rd quarter. And guess what? It went in! Of course it did…he’s the King, remember?
I don’t know why the Bulls don’t just give up and go home, but for some reason they still plan on showing up for game 5 on Tuesday.
I don’t know which game this is specifically, but it has to be the best Chicago Bulls game ever. I couldn’t care less about the Bulls, but I would have paid double the price of admission just to watch these two sexy lesbians make out the entire time.
Chicago Bulls center Joakim Noah didn’t waste anytime to start enjoying his offseason. As you can see from the following pictures he’s been having fun on the beach with his hot gal pal. In some of the following pictures she even takes her top off revealing her massive boobs.
The Boston Celtics managed to advance to the second round of the NBA playoffs after beating the Bulls 109-99 in game 7 on Saturday night.
“It was a long, grueling series. I thought this was one of the most mentally tough series I’ve ever been in,” Celtics star Paul Pierce said. Read the rest of this entry »
The Chicago Bulls tied their series with the Boston Celtics 2-2 after winning 121-118 in a dramatic double overtime game.
“Everybody I’m talking to is saying this is the most exciting series that they’re watching right now,” Bulls’ Ben Gordon said. Read the rest of this entry »
