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LeBron James Calls Braylon Edwards A Child

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October 6th, 2009 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Braylon Edwards, Cleveland Browns, LeBron James

NBA star LeBron James is publicly criticizing Braylond Edwards after the Cleveland Browns receiver punched his friend outside a night club early Monday morning.

I’ve never crossed paths with Braylon before, but it seems like there’s a little jealousy going on with Braylon and me and my friends. I have no idea why,” a pissed off James said after practice. Read the rest of this entry »

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Mangina Chooses Anderson Over Quinn

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October 1st, 2009 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Cleveland Browns, Eric Mangini

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Finally realizing our longtime beliefs that Brady Quinn is gay, Cleveland Browns first year head coach Eric Mangini has decided to bench him for Derek Anderson.

“I’m excited about the opportunity,” Anderson said. “We’re all competitors, we all want to play. I’m ready to go.”

We have been saying for years that Brady Quinn is a pathetic excuse for a quarterback and that there was no chance he’d every become a star in the league. It’s nice to see people are finally starting to agree with us.

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Favre Named Captain; Adrian Peterson Leads Vikings To Victory

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September 14th, 2009 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Adrian Peterson, Cleveland Browns, Minnesota Vikings, NFL

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Less than a month after joining the Minnesota Vikings, Brett Favre was among the five players elected as a team captain.

“You can’t coach chemistry,” Favre told reporters. Read the rest of this entry »

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Donte’ Stallworth suspended for the entire season

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August 14th, 2009 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Cleveland Browns, Donte Stallworth, Roger Goodell

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The NFL and commissioner Roger Goodell have finally reached a decision on Cleveland Browns wide receiver Donte’ Stallworth. On Thursday they announced their decision to suspend him for the into 2009 season for violating the NFL’s personal conduct policy and its substance abuse policy.

“There is no question that your actions had tragic consequences to an innocent man and his family, and that you have violated both the Substances of Abuse and Personal Conduct Policies,” Goodell said in a letter sent to Stallworth. Read the rest of this entry »

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Eric Mangini Doesn’t Care About His Players

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August 11th, 2009 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Cleveland Browns, Eric Mangini

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Cleveland Browns wide receiver Syndric Steptoe has already been ruled out for the entire 2009 NFL season after suffering a torn labrum in his shoulder. His agent is blaming the injury entirely on new head coach Eric Mangini.

“The coaches should more carefully weigh the risk of injury in practice decisions,” Steptoe’s agent Jerome Stanley said. Read the rest of this entry »

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Stallworth pleads guilty, will serve 30 days in jail

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June 17th, 2009 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Cleveland Browns, Donte Stallworth

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Cleveland Browns wide receiver Donte’ Stallworth pleaded guilty to killing a pedestrian while driving drunk in Florida. Stallwort agreed to a plea bargain that will require him to serve 30 days in jail. After his jail time he will also be required to serve 2-years of house arrest and spend eight years on probation.

“I accept full responsibility for this horrible tragedy,” said Stallworth. Read the rest of this entry »

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Brady Quinn favored over Derek Anderson

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May 22nd, 2009 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Brady Quinn, Cleveland Browns, Derek Anderson

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New Cleveland Browns head coach Eric Mangini is giving quarterback Brady Quinn the first team reps in this week’s voluntary minicamp, leading many people to believe Quinn will start the season over Derek Anderson on the depth chart.

“Brady will get the first reps today,” Mangini said. Read the rest of this entry »

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Donte Stallworth charged after killing man

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April 2nd, 2009 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Cleveland Browns, Donte Stallworth

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Cleveland Browns wide receiver Donte Stallworth has been charged with DUI manslaughter after he hit and killed Mario Reyes.

“We are saddened by the circumstances that have taken place and our thoughts and prayers go out to the family of Mario Reyes,” the Browns released in a statement. Read the rest of this entry »

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Mangini won’t name a starting QB

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March 25th, 2009 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Cleveland Browns

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Cleveland Browns head coach Eric Mangini has refused to name a starting quarterback for the upcoming 2009 season. Instead, Mangini will let Brady Quinn and Derek Anderson battle it out until one proves he’s better than the other.

“I don’t have a projected starter at this point,” Mangini said. Read the rest of this entry »

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Donte’ Stallworth is a murderer

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March 16th, 2009 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Cleveland Browns, Donte Stallworth, NFL, Stupid Athletes

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Cleveland Browns wide receiver Donte’ Stallworth hit and killed a pedestrian while driving on a busy causeway linking Miami and Miami Beach on Saturday morning.

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