Famous author Stephen King brings his own unique writing style to ESPN in this latest SportsCenter commercial.

Watch one of the dumbest commercials currently on television below:

Parker and his beautiful wife arn’t really PC’s, they’re just complete morons for being in that stupid commercial.

Ortega taco sauce of course!

Beat that bro!

Kansas City Chiefs rookie defensive tackle Glenn Dorsey helped Dick’s Sporting Goods make their football player mannequins look more realistic in the latest Nike commercial.

As Americans, we love our chubby athletes!

Kind of a gay commercial if you ask me.

This has to be by far the absolute best Soccer related commercial ever.