American hero Joey Chestnut defeated his arch rival Takeru Kobayashi to win Coney Island’s annual hot dog eating contest. Chestnut ate a world-record 68 hot dogs while pansy Takeru Kobayashi could only handle 64.

“It wasn’t pretty, but I got ‘em down,” Chestnut said after the eating competition. Read the rest of this entry »

Joey Chestnut is the best hot dog eater in the whole world after defeating Takeru Kobayashi in the annual Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest on Coney Island.

“It’s just incredible,” Chestnut said afterward. “It was a little bit messier than I wanted it to be, but I got them in me and I got them down. That’s what I wanted to do.”

It’s official, Joey Chestnut is an American hero.