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Jerry Jones Still Loves Tony Romo

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September 24th, 2009 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones, NFL, Tony Romo

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Although Tony Romo was trying to impersonate a blind quarterback during the debut of the brand new Cowboys stadium on Sunday, Owner Jerry Jones still backs him 100%.

You’d like for him not to have a day like that,” Jones said. “But when everybody is pointing fingers, when it didn’t go good, then you want someone who can walk into that huddle in the next snap at practice, the next snap in the ballgame and walk out there and cut and shoot and play like they just won the Super Bowl. That’s a great quarterback.”

Meanwhile, former Cowboys legend Tony Dorsett hates Romo with a passion. Read the rest of this entry »

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We Absolutely Love The New Cowboys Stadium

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September 23rd, 2009 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Cheerleaders, Dallas Cowboys

As the title says, we absolutely love the new Dallas Cowboys stadium. Owner Jerry Jones hired a bunch of hookers and makes them dance in cages like a bunch of horny sluts for everyone in the nosebleed sections to enjoy. We wish every owner would incorporate hookers into their stadiums like this.

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Emmitt Smith Tours The New Cowboys Stadium

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September 19th, 2009 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Dallas Cowboys, Emmitt Smith

Emmitt Smith joined Matt Lauer of the Today show for a VIP tour of the new Cowboys stadium. You can check out the tour by watching the video above.

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Emmitt Smith Hates Tony Romo & Wade Phillips

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September 10th, 2009 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Dallas Cowboys, Tony Romo

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Emmitt Smith will do just about anything for attention these day. Even if that means attacking the head coach and starting quarterback of his former team, the Dallas Cowboys. Read the rest of this entry »

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Titans Punter Tries To Break Cowboys Scoreboard

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August 25th, 2009 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones, Tennessee Titans

Dallas Cowboys owner spent over $1.2 billion for a new stadium and he was too dumb to check the height of the scoreboard. If he doesn’t find a way to fix this problem you can bet there will be a lot of pissed off teams when they have to continuously redo punts because of a low scoreboard.

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Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Wears a Hair Piece (Video Evidence)

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August 14th, 2009 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones

This video proves once and for all that Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones is old, probably bald, and wears a hair piece. We have suspected this for years, and now that this has been confirmed we will finally be able to die happily.

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Dallas Cowboys linemen sign recording contract

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June 25th, 2009 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Dallas Cowboys

Dallas Cowboys offensive lineman Leonard Davis, Marc Colombo and Cory Procter and their band “Free Reign” has signed a recording contract with Australia’s Riot Entertainment.

“Free Reign is a band with massive potential,” Riot owner John Howarth said. Read the rest of this entry »

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Despite reports, Cowboys have no interest in Pacman

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June 9th, 2009 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Adam Jones, Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones

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After hearing that his team is considering bringing back Adam “Pacman” Jones, Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones quickly denied the reports.

“I have no plans to bring Adam back,” Jones said. Read the rest of this entry »

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Dallas Cowboys release Terrell Owens

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March 5th, 2009 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Dallas Cowboys, Terrell Owens

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According to sources the Dallas Cowboys have released star wide receiver Terrell Owens late Wednesday night.

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Can you identify this moron?

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January 26th, 2009 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Dallas Cowboys, NFL, Stupid Athletes, Terrell Owens

If you guessed Dallas Cowboys cancer Terrell Owens you’re 100% correct. In this picture he tries to hide his ugly face while attending the AXE Fix party for the Sundance Film Festival last week.

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