September 30th, 2008 by Brian Ethridge
Tagged as: Dallas Cowboys, NFL, Stupid Athletes, Terrell Owens
Dallas Cowboys diva receiver Terrell Owens thinks the only reason his team lost to the Washington Redskins is because he didn’t get the ball enough.
Listen to baby TO stir up controversy with his comments after the game.
Even though the Dallas Cowboys lost to the Washington Redskins 26-24, Jessica Simpson continues to support her boy toy Tony Romo and the Dallas Cowboys. Check out these pictures for evidence. Read the rest of this entry »
Screw football, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo has more important things to worry about like spending time with his stunning girlfriend Jessica Simpson.
Terrell Owens embarrassed Adam Jones when the two went head to head in practice.
Take it easy on him T.O., didn’t you hear? He’s a professional wrestler now and he’ll beat your ass. 
Former Dallas Cowboys head coach and current Miami Dolphins Executive Vice President of Football Operations Bill Parcells is blaming his retirement from coaching on Tony Romo’s fumbled field goal hold. Read the rest of this entry »
June 3rd, 2008 by Brian Ethridge
Tagged as: Dallas Cowboys, Football, NFL, Roy Williams, Stupid Athletes
Lately Dallas Cowboys safety Roy Williams has been criticized for his pass coverage and now he will be criticized for comparing himself to Jesus Christ.
“Ever since I’ve rededicated my life to Christ I’ve caught way more persecution now,” Roy Williams said. “But it’s a beautiful thing because I know it’s a breakthrough coming for me. I welcome it. What makes me any better than Christ? He was persecuted and I’ve been persecuted. My teammates know where my heart is. They know where my mind is at.”
In other news, the Dallas Cowboys have named Williams their designated 3rd down waterboy. Hopefully thats not the big “breakthrough” he was talking about.
I’ve always thought Terrell Owens and Jeff Garcia were gay lovers. I guess we learn something new every day.
Also today we have learned the Dallas Cowboys have rewarded Owens with a new 4-year contract worth $34 million.
Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens has said he was offered to participate in the ABC hit show Dancing With The Stars but declined.
“They asked me to do that last year and I graciously declined,” Owens said. “I don’t need to get on national TV to show people I can dance. I do that 16, 17 weeks out of the year. I’ve been doing it all my career.”
Owens turned down an opportunity to be on TV!? When did hell freeze over?
