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Hallelujah! The Lions Finally Won A Game

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September 28th, 2009 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Detroit Lions, NFL, Washington Redskins

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The headline is not a misprint! The Detriot Lions did actually finally win a football game. They managed to beat the Washington Redskins, 19-14, on Sunday afternoon, ending their 19-game losing streak.

“We not only got the monkey off our back, we got King Kong off our back,” said Lions owner William Clay Ford. Read the rest of this entry »

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Lions Choose Matthew Stafford Over Daunte Culpepper

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September 8th, 2009 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Daunte Culpepper, Detroit Lions, Matthew Stafford

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First year Detroit Lions head coach, Jim Schwartz, has decided to choose Matthew Stafford as his starter for the regular season over proven veteren and former Minnesota Vikings great, Daunte Culpepper.

“We announced to our team this morning that Matt Stafford is going to be our starting quarterback,” Schwartz said. Read the rest of this entry »

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Charles Rogers sucked because he got high

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August 6th, 2009 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Charles Rogers, Detroit Lions

Detroit Lions former second overall draft pick Charles Rogers sits down with ESPN for an interview, where the wide receiver tries to make us all believe the only reason he sucked in the NFL is because he smoked marijuana.

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The Matthew Stafford Song

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May 6th, 2009 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Detroit Lions, Matthew Stafford

Here’s a song about Detroit Lions #1 overall draft pick Matthew Stafford and the pressure he’ll be under with his new team.

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Lions reach deal with Matthew Stafford

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April 25th, 2009 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Detroit Lions, Matthew Stafford, NFL Draft

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With the first pick in the 2009 NFL draft the Detroit Lions have selected Quarterback Matthew Stafford. The team reached a contract agreement with the Georgia QB on Friday night. Read the rest of this entry »

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Ned Flanders loves the Detroit Lions

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March 12th, 2009 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Detroit Lions

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If your a Simpsons fan you probably watched Sunday’s episode where Ned Flanders was portrayed as the devil after he became the Simpsons’ landlord and had them evicted while wearing Detroit Lions apparel.

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Lions fans will forever hate Matt Millen

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February 3rd, 2009 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Detroit Lions

Watch the scrolling text a local Detroit television channel aired while former Lions General Manager Matt Millen talked during the Super Bowl pregame show.

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Lions choose new head coach

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January 16th, 2009 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Detroit Lions, NFL, Tennessee Titans

The 0-16 Detroit Lions have hired Tennessee Titans defensive coordinator Jim Schwartz as their new head coach.

“After an extensive search that included several highly qualified coaches, we are thrilled that Jim Schwartz will become our team’s head coach,” Lions president Tom Lewand said. Read the rest of this entry »

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The dumbest fan alive

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January 8th, 2009 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Detroit Lions, Stupid Fans

I feel really sorry his kids. They have absolutly no chance at succeeding in life.

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Rob Marinelli officially fired

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December 30th, 2008 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Detroit Lions, NFL

In a not-so-surprising move, the Detroit Lions have fired Rob Marinelli after he led the team to a historic 0-16 season.

“You can’t go 0-16 and expect to keep your job,” Marinelli said. Read the rest of this entry »

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