The headline is not a misprint! The Detriot Lions did actually finally win a football game. They managed to beat the Washington Redskins, 19-14, on Sunday afternoon, ending their 19-game losing streak.

“We not only got the monkey off our back, we got King Kong off our back,” said Lions owner William Clay Ford. “I’m hoping that this gets us over that hump and gives us a winning attitude.”

Before Sunday, the Lions hadn’t won a game since 2007!

“We went a whole season without feeling like this [victory], so you have to take it in and enjoy,” Lions center Dominic Raiola said.

Congratulations Detroit!!! Now sit back and watch the Cleveland Browns as they try to duplicate your winless 2008 season.

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First year Detroit Lions head coach, Jim Schwartz, has decided to choose Matthew Stafford as his starter for the regular season over proven veteren and former Minnesota Vikings great, Daunte Culpepper.

“We announced to our team this morning that Matt Stafford is going to be our starting quarterback,” Schwartz said.

Schwartz said he believes both Culpepper and Stafford are highly capable of winning games, including 3rd stringer Drew Stanton.

“I’m very, very comfortable with the quarterback position here, not just one and two, but also three,” he said. “What made this decision difficult was that I think we can win with Daunte Culpepper, I think we can with Matt Stafford, and I think we can win with Drew Stanton.”

Even if it’s not with the Lions, Schwartz is positive that Culpepper will, once again, become a star in the NFL.

“Daunte Culpepper is back — there’s no doubt in my mind and there’s no doubt around this league,” he said. “He’s going to be back as a starting quarterback in this league, and with a high level of success.”

All things being even, the Lions have to start Stafford. They’re paying him way too much money not to play him.

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Detroit Lions former second overall draft pick Charles Rogers sits down with ESPN for an interview, where the wide receiver tries to make us all believe the only reason he sucked in the NFL is because he smoked marijuana.

Sorry Charles, but the reason you sucked is because you’re clearly one of the dumbest wide receivers to ever play the game. And because you had absolutely zero work ethic.

So in a way I guess you’re right.

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Here’s a song about Detroit Lions #1 overall draft pick Matthew Stafford and the pressure he’ll be under with his new team.

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With the first pick in the 2009 NFL draft the Detroit Lions have selected Quarterback Matthew Stafford. The team reached a contract agreement with the Georgia QB on Friday night.

According to a source the deal is for a 6-year contract worth $72 million deal with $41.7 million guaranteed and it will make Stafford the richest rookie in NFL history.

I think Stafford has bust potential written all over him but the Lions had to take a quarterback; they really didn’t have any other choice.

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If your a Simpsons fan you probably watched Sunday’s episode where Ned Flanders was portrayed as the devil after he became the Simpsons’ landlord and had them evicted while wearing Detroit Lions apparel.

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Watch the scrolling text a local Detroit television channel aired while former Lions General Manager Matt Millen talked during the Super Bowl pregame show.

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The 0-16 Detroit Lions have hired Tennessee Titans defensive coordinator Jim Schwartz as their new head coach.

“After an extensive search that included several highly qualified coaches, we are thrilled that Jim Schwartz will become our team’s head coach,” Lions president Tom Lewand said. “[General manager] Martin [Mayhew] and I believe that Jim’s qualifications and vision will lead this organization on the field toward our goal of becoming a championship football team.”

I’ve been convinced for awhile that the Lions will always suck and this hiring certainly doesn’t change my mind.

Congratulations Schwartz, your the new head coach of the worst team EVER! Look on the bright side, they can’t get any worse.

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I feel really sorry his kids. They have absolutly no chance at succeeding in life.

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In a not-so-surprising move, the Detroit Lions have fired Rob Marinelli after he led the team to a historic 0-16 season.

“You can’t go 0-16 and expect to keep your job,” Marinelli said.

Even though Marinelli played a huge role in leading the Lions to the worst NFL record ever, nobody around the league has called him a bad coach.

“I can’t say he’s a bad coach,” quarterback Dan Orlovsky said. “I just think he was put in a really difficult situation.”

He’s not a bad position coach, but as a head coach he obviously stinks. I don’t care who his players were, even a mediocre head coach can lead his team to atleast 1 victory.

Lions fans, don’t forget to stock on on paper bags for next season.

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