The Detroit Tigers improved their team on Monday when they acquired first baseman Aubrey Huff from the Baltimore Orioles for a minor leaguer.

“I’ve been in last place basically my whole career, so this is an exciting time for me,” Huff said when he found out he was traded. Read the rest of this entry »

Detroit Tigers 3rd basemen Carlos Guillen has had some trouble getting around lately due to a burning pain in his ass.

“He can hardly move — he’s got hemorrhoids so bad,” Tigers manager Jim Leyland said Tuesday. “He’s been playing with hemorrhoids that probably need to be lanced. He probably shouldn’t have been out there (third base on Monday).”

Leyland also said the hemorrhoids have been bothering Guillen for about four or five days, but they have gotten really painful in the last few days. “He could hardly walk (Monday night),” Leyland said.

Time for the Tigers to stock up on some Preparation H!

Detroit Tigers manager Jim Leyland is f**king angry at former Tigers pitcher Jason Grilli for opening his f**king mouth.

Man you need to f**cking calm down before you give yourself a f**cking heart attack.

It feels good to cuss.