
Finally realizing our longtime beliefs that Brady Quinn is gay, Cleveland Browns first year head coach Eric Mangini has decided to bench him for Derek Anderson.
“I’m excited about the opportunity,” Anderson said. “We’re all competitors, we all want to play. I’m ready to go.”
We have been saying for years that Brady Quinn is a pathetic excuse for a quarterback and that there was no chance he’d every become a star in the league. It’s nice to see people are finally starting to agree with us.

A few years ago Eric Mangina ratted out Bill Belichick and started the whole “spygate scandel,” now he’s paying for a scandel of his own. Apparently, last year Mangina didn’t list Brett Favre on the Jets injury report even though he had a torn biceps tendon. On Wednesday, the NFL fined Jets general manager Mike Tannenbaum $25,000 and Mangini was fined a hefty $75,000. Read the rest of this entry »

Cleveland Browns wide receiver Syndric Steptoe has already been ruled out for the entire 2009 NFL season after suffering a torn labrum in his shoulder. His agent is blaming the injury entirely on new head coach Eric Mangini.
“The coaches should more carefully weigh the risk of injury in practice decisions,” Steptoe’s agent Jerome Stanley said. Read the rest of this entry »