Are you a suicidal non-funny comedian looking for a quick and easy way out of life? That’s exactly how Comedy Central Host Daniel Tosh felt a few weeks ago when he was dumb enough to let Manny Pacquiao punch him. Luckily, Pacquiao didn’t hit Tosh with all of his power. Just enough to knock the comedian on his butt for the cameras.
While I’m definitely not a suicidal comedian, I’ll admit that I’d love to step in the ring with Manny Pacqquiao or Floyd Mayweather. Obviously, I know they would kick my ass. But I’d love to see just how great they really are!
After winning his fight against Shane Mosley on Saturday night, Manny Pacquiao had plenty of leftover energy to wear off. He didn’t get a chance to do much fighting in the ring because Mosley was simply too scared to engage, so Pacman decided to put on a concert afterwords in-order to get rid of his excess adrenaline.
Of course this is nothing new to that pound-for-pound king. He has put on a concert after a number of his previous victories too. Unfortunately, Manny can’t sing worth a damn but nobody is dumb enough to tell him that.
Manny Pacquiao in many ways could be considered the real-life Little Mac. In the video above the best pound-for-pound fighter in the world participates in a funny little skit which contains the classic game we all know and love, Punch-Out.
It has been known for some time now that Manny Pacquiao’s next opponent was going to be, Antonio Margarito. However, since Margarito is a known cheater for illegal hand wraps, nobody would license him to fight in the USA…until Thursday evening when Texas regulators decided to license him.
“After a thorough review of his application it was determined Mr. Margarito met the requirements of the Texas Combative Sports Act and Rules,” William Kuntz, the executive director of the Texas Department of Licensing and Regulation, said in a statement.
Just like Pacquiao’s last fight against Joshua Clottey, this fight is expected to take place at Cowboys stadium.
“I think the crowd will be much bigger and Jerry [Jones] thinks it will also,” Pacquiao’s promoter Bob Arum said. “The last fight was not during football season. This one is, and we have all the Dallas Cowboys assets they use during the season to help this time. We have a lot of stuff that we didn’t have for the Clottey fight. With Margarito being Hispanic, and this is North Texas, which has a huge Hispanic population, that will make this even bigger.”
This is a decent fight which will sell a bunch of PPV’s in Hispanic communities, but have no doubt about it, Pacquiao will easily win.
Proving once again that he’s scared to fight Manny Pacquiao and that he’s the biggest sissy in Sports History, Floyd Mayweather Jr. has ducked Pac-Man. The only difference is this time he doesn’t really have an excuse, he’s just “enjoying life.”
“I’m not really thinking about boxing right now,” Mayweather said. “I’m just relaxing. I fought about 60 days ago, so I’m just enjoying myself, enjoying life, enjoying my family and enjoying my vacation.”
You do that, pussy. And I hope enjoy everyone recognzing you as the biggest sissy to have ever laid foot in a boxing ring. You don’t think Michael Spinks was scared shitless of Mike Tyson? Of course he was, but he had the guts to get in the ring. Pussy Boy Floyd is to sissy to go anywhere near Pacquiao.
Even though negotiations for a fight between Manny Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather won’t start until next week, Pac-Man’s legendary trainer Freddie Roach says he expects the fight to happen in October or November.
“I think the fight will happen,” said Roach. “It will probably be November, maybe October. November’s not a great pay-per-view month, but I think it will happen.”
As much as I’d love to see this fight happen, I won’t believe it until I see both of them across from each other in the ring. Money May is obviously scared shitless of Pacquiao and he’ll come up with every excuse known to man for not fighting him.
I wouldn’t be surprise if Mayweather’s next fight is against Alfonso Gomez as opposed to Pacquiao.
As everyone predicted, Floyd Mayweather beat Shane Mosley on Saturday night. The end result was anything but surprising, but most fans thought it would have been a much closer fight. Instead, Mayweather dominated the entire fight after the 3rd round.
“I think we could have pressed the attack a lot earlier, and then we could have got the knockout,” Mayweather said after the fight.
True Mayweather, you COULD HAVE pressed the attack and went for the knockout, but that’s just not your style. You’re a chicken shit who avoids any type of danger. So even though Mosley didn’t stand a change in hell during the later rounds, you were still too scared to go for a knockout.
And after the fight Money May said once again that he won’t fight Pacquiao.
“If Manny Pacquiao can take a blood and urine test then we have a fight,” Mayweather said. “If not, no fight.”
Pacquiao will take the tests, but Mayweather expects Pac-Man to go above and beyond what is required by every other boxer in the world. The whole blood-testing fiasco is just another excuse so Mayweather can once again avoid somebody who may actually have a chance at beating him.