Chicago White sox Manager Ozzie Guillen regrets bashing General Manager Kenny Williams and he has issued the following statement.
“When it’s a friendship and he thinks I threw him under the bus, that hurt my feelings. … I’m sorry the way he interpreted it. I truly believe he believed me. One thing about me, I’m not gonna lie. If I said it that way to Kenny, I’d say, ‘Listen, I apologize.’ But I didn’t say it that way.”
Ozzie you better get on your knees, pucker up and start kissing his ass because he’s the only reason you still have a job.
In an interview on the Dan Patrick Show, Pete Rose admitted he used to bet $2,000 per game.
“It was like $2,000. That’s it,” Rose said in the interview. “And it didn’t change — because I know you’re going to say, Well betting’s all about pitching and stuff like that — I didn’t care who was pitching for me or who was pitching for the opposition. I just made it easy for the guys making the bets and just bet this much every game and that’s the way we did it.”
Reflecting on the past, Rose is very dissapointed in himself for gambling away all that money away. Instead he wishes he would have spent the cash on more valuable things in life like steroids, hookers and cocaine.
Detroit Tigers 3rd basemen Carlos Guillen has had some trouble getting around lately due to a burning pain in his ass.
“He can hardly move — he’s got hemorrhoids so bad,” Tigers manager Jim Leyland said Tuesday. “He’s been playing with hemorrhoids that probably need to be lanced. He probably shouldn’t have been out there (third base on Monday).”
Leyland also said the hemorrhoids have been bothering Guillen for about four or five days, but they have gotten really painful in the last few days. “He could hardly walk (Monday night),” Leyland said.
Time for the Tigers to stock up on some Preparation H!
St. Louis Cardinals first baseman Albert Pujols opened a can of whoopass on the The San Diego Padres Wednesday night when he injured their pitcher Chris Young and their catcher Josh Bard.
Boston Red Sox Pitcher Jon Lester has survived cancer, pitched a World Series clincher and now he has thrown a no-hitter against the Kansas City Royals.
“I can’t tell you which one means more to me than the other,” Lester said. “The World Series is, obviously, the World Series. How many people get to say they’ve won that? And a no-hitter is a no-hitter. How many people can say they’ve done that?
Lester is one of the good guys in the sports world and he deserves all the success he gets. Congrats Jon.