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Fight night at Fenway Park

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June 6th, 2008 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Baseball, Boston Red Sox, Fenway Park, Fights, MLB, Tampa Bay Devil Rays

Check out the huge brawl that took place during the Red Sox vs. Rays game Thursday night.

That fight was more entertaining than the entire EliteXC event that took place last weekend.

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John McLaren Is Pissed Off

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June 6th, 2008 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Baseball, John McLaren, MLB, Seattle Mariners

Seattle Mariners Manager John McLaren wasn’t to happy after his team lost to the Los Angeles Angels 5-4 Wednesday night.

I’m not 100% sure but I think he may be just a little bit pissed off.

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Ozzie Guillen Apologizes to Kenny Williams

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June 4th, 2008 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Baseball, Chicago White Sox, Kenny Williams, MLB, Ozzie Guillen

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Chicago White sox Manager Ozzie Guillen regrets bashing General Manager Kenny Williams and he has issued the following statement.

“When it’s a friendship and he thinks I threw him under the bus, that hurt my feelings. … I’m sorry the way he interpreted it. I truly believe he believed me. One thing about me, I’m not gonna lie. If I said it that way to Kenny, I’d say, ‘Listen, I apologize.’ But I didn’t say it that way.”

Ozzie you better get on your knees, pucker up and start kissing his ass because he’s the only reason you still have a job.

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Pete Rose Bet $2,000 Per Game

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May 29th, 2008 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Baseball, MLB, Pete Rose

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In an interview on the Dan Patrick Show, Pete Rose admitted he used to bet $2,000 per game.

“It was like $2,000. That’s it,” Rose said in the interview. “And it didn’t change — because I know you’re going to say, Well betting’s all about pitching and stuff like that — I didn’t care who was pitching for me or who was pitching for the opposition. I just made it easy for the guys making the bets and just bet this much every game and that’s the way we did it.”

Reflecting on the past, Rose is very dissapointed in himself for gambling away all that money away. Instead he wishes he would have spent the cash on more valuable things in life like steroids, hookers and cocaine.

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Carlos Guillen’s Ass Hurts

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May 28th, 2008 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Baseball, Carlos Guillen, Detroit Tigers, Jim Leyland, MLB

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Detroit Tigers 3rd basemen Carlos Guillen has had some trouble getting around lately due to a burning pain in his ass.

“He can hardly move — he’s got hemorrhoids so bad,” Tigers manager Jim Leyland said Tuesday. “He’s been playing with hemorrhoids that probably need to be lanced. He probably shouldn’t have been out there (third base on Monday).”

Leyland also said the hemorrhoids have been bothering Guillen for about four or five days, but they have gotten really painful in the last few days. “He could hardly walk (Monday night),” Leyland said.

Time for the Tigers to stock up on some Preparation H!

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Albert Pujols Tries to Kill Pitcher & Catcher

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May 22nd, 2008 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Albert Pujols, Baseball, MLB, San Diego Padres, St. Louis Cardinals

St. Louis Cardinals first baseman Albert Pujols opened a can of whoopass on the The San Diego Padres Wednesday night when he injured their pitcher Chris Young and their catcher Josh Bard.

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Jim Leyland Is Pissed!

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May 22nd, 2008 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Baseball, Detroit Tigers, Jim Leyland, MLB

Detroit Tigers manager Jim Leyland is f**king angry at former Tigers pitcher Jason Grilli for opening his f**king mouth.

Man you need to f**cking calm down before you give yourself a f**cking heart attack.

It feels good to cuss.

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Jon Lester Throws No-Hitter Against Royals

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May 20th, 2008 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Baseball, Boston Red Sox, Jon Lester, Kansas City Royals, MLB

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Boston Red Sox Pitcher Jon Lester has survived cancer, pitched a World Series clincher and now he has thrown a no-hitter against the Kansas City Royals.

“I can’t tell you which one means more to me than the other,” Lester said. “The World Series is, obviously, the World Series. How many people get to say they’ve won that? And a no-hitter is a no-hitter. How many people can say they’ve done that?

Lester is one of the good guys in the sports world and he deserves all the success he gets. Congrats Jon.

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