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Joey Porter Hates The Patriots

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May 24th, 2008 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Football, Joey Porter, NFL, New England Patriots

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Former Steelers and current Dolpins linebacker Joey Porter thinks the New England Patriots dynasty should have an Asterisk.

“They cheated. There should be an asterisk,” Porter said. “They cheated and they got caught. Why, if you have nothing to hide, would you destroy [the evidence]? That’s how I’ve looked at it from the beginning. Why destroy something that doesn’t have to be destroyed? Let everyone know what was on the tapes. Why would you destroy them so fast?”

I’m just surprised Porter had the time to talk to the media, he’s usually busy locking lips with Bill Cowher.

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Vince Young Goes Topless With a Bunch of Men

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May 16th, 2008 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: NFL, Vince Young

I’m not going to call Vince Young gay but I don’t see a single lady in sight, so you be the judge.

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What if Ricky Williams was on Cedric Benson’s Boat?

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May 15th, 2008 by Brian Ethridge

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Ricky Williams has told the Austin American-Statesman that he was invited to spend the day on Cedric Benson boat, the same day Benson was arrested and drenched in pepper spray. Williams declined the invitation but believes things would have went down differently if he would have been there.

“I think if I had come down, things might have worked out a little bit differently,” Williams, told the newspaper. “I find I have a calming influence on people I’m around.

Ricky, you have it all wrong. You don’t have the ability to calm people, all your weed is what does the trick.

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Tony Romo Can’t Sing

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May 15th, 2008 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: NFL, Tony Romo

I bet you thought William Hung was the worse singer in the world, WRONG. Watch Cowboys QB Tony Romo murder “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” before the Cubs vs. Diamondbacks game on Sunday.

Somebody please make him shut up, my ears are bleeding!

No wonder Jessica Simpson is dating him, he’s the only person in the world that can make her sound like a decent singer in comparision.

Actually rumor has it she dumped Romo days ago. Sorry Tony, but here’s some advice — try to find a girl with a brain!

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