Pete Carroll isn’t concerned that his football team just lost to a Washington team that went winless last season. Instead of trying to help his players improve he’s busy screwing around on a piano.

USC Trojans freshman linebacker Marquis Simmons lightens the mood during a team meeting when he gets in front of the team and sings, “Lean on Me.”

Check out Pete Carroll rocking it out on the piano. Stay cool coach!

USC Trojans quarterback Mark Sanchez has decided to skip his senior season and enter the NFL draft.

“It has been my dream since I was just a little kid to play in the NFL and thanks to this great academic institution and football program, I have the opportunity to realize that dream,” Sanchez said. Read the rest of this entry »

USC coach Pete Carroll doesn’t understand how the BCS works. Like many college football fans, he wishes there would be a playoff system instead.

“I don’t understand how the thing works, I don’t really know,” Carroll said. “Maybe you guys will answer for it one of these days. Maybe you know and I don’t. I’m sure you do.

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USC’s offensive line coach Pat Ruel has a man-crush on head coach Pete Carroll.

“Pete’s like a beautiful woman,” Ruel said after taking the job. “The closer you get, you better look out. He is very charismatic. He can smile and make you feel like a million dollars.”

It doesn’t take a genius to figure out Ruel is a homo (not that theres anything wrong with that). Since Ruel came out of the closet the Trojans will definitely have an advantage recruiting all those gay athletes.

Some USC students have no clue who Pete Carroll is.

They had to feel pretty stupid after realizing they were talking to the head coach all along.