The Chicago Bears have named Kyle Orton their starting quarterback over Rex Grossman.

“To come to a decision like that we’ve taken a lot of things into consideration: Last year, how [Orton] finished the season … training camp, preseason games,” Head Coach Lovie Smith said. “In the end, it comes down to a gut feeling that you have.”

It’s nice to know Lovie Smith has finally taken his head out of his ass and realized Rex Grossman is a horrible quarterback. I’m pretty sure a blind dwarf with 1 leg would be a better QB than Rexy.

Watch as the always sexy Maria Sharapova prepares for a match by tossing around the pigskin.

I’ll have to take Sharapova based on potential alone, we already know Grossman is horrible.