Anyone going to Royal Ascot this year?

Well if you are make sure to put on your underwear. I kid you not.

In a bid to keep the standards up the powers-to-be at Royal Ascot have come up with some would call it strict standards which include:

For ladies (although I guess this can be applied for some men too)
· Dresses with straps more then an inch wide
· No underwear on display
· No bare midriffs or heaven forbid bare chest
· All skirts with hems more then 2 inches above the knee
· For men – no brown shoes
· No jeans or trainers on the racecourse
· And my personal favorite – no badly applied fake tan.

No I do wonder do powers-to-be at Royal Ascot know how bloody difficult can it be apply fake tan?

And how are they going to check if you have any underwear on I wonder? Keeping the standards my ass – kinky buggers just want to peer under women’s skirts.