Even the biggest asshole in the world has to feel sorry for this little grade school girl after she got her face destroyed by a soccer ball while trying to play defense.

Mexico humiliated the United States soccer team on Sunday, defeating the Americans 5-0 to win the Gold Cup.

It gives us a lot of confidence,” Giovani dos Santos said. Read the rest of this entry »

David Beckham almost gets the shit beat out of him by an angry fan after he taunted the booing Los Angeles crowd during a match between the Galaxy and AC Milan.

Major League Soccer has fined Houston Dynamo forward Brian Ching $500 after he used Twitter to express his anger towards a referee.

“Ref in seattle just cheated the dynamo,” Ching tweeted. “What a joke. Not even close. Ref is a cheat.”

$500!? Are you serious? How’s he supposed to live?

Houston Dynamo soccer player Kei Kamara celebrates a goal by honoring the late, great Michael Jackson.

Last week we introduced you to ChivaGirl “Nutmeg” Megan. This week we get to learn a little bit about her fellow ChivaGirl, Dalila.

Damn, those subtitles are a distraction. I don’t care what she’s saying!

In this installment of “Chatting with the Chivagirls” we meet Megan. Megan’s nickname is “Nutmeg” because she’s a little bit nutty, and a little bit spicey.

Mmm, yummy!

Manchester United Winger Cristiano Ronaldo becomes so amazed at the size of his teammates package, he couldn’t help but stare at it for a couple of minutes.

When asked about the awkward moment after the game Ronaldo replied, “It was love at first sight.”

Let a single soccer ball touch the brand new SUV and coach will kill you.

I’ll be honest, that almost makes me want to watch soccer.