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Virginia Tech Receiver Blames Coach For Getting Drunk

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October 10th, 2008 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: College Football, NCAA Football, Stupid Athletes, Virginia Tech

Virginia Tech wide receiver Ike Whitaker blamed head coach Frank Beamer for getting arrested on public intoxication charges.

Frank Beamer suspended Whitaker for missing a morning practice so the young receiver felt he needed to go get wasted at a downtown bar.

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The Biggest Spongebob Fan Ever?

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October 2nd, 2008 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: New Orleans Saints, Stupid Athletes

That’s former Saints defensive tackle Hollis Thomas and he’s obviously infatuated with Spongebob Squarepants.

Is it just me or does that outfit scream pedophile?

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Ricky Williams Wanted To Get High But Didn’t

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October 1st, 2008 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Miami Dolphins, NFL, Stupid Athletes, ricky williams

Miami Dolphins running back Ricky Williams had the urge to get high during his bye week but he controlled his craving and saved his marijuana for another day.

“Thursday, coach told us we had Friday off, so automatically your mind, which is so constrained since training camp began — every day is a grind, it’s a grind, it’s a grind — and then Coach says `you’re free.’ And the mind says, `I’m free, what can I do?” Williams told The Miami Herald.

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Terrell Owens Starts Controversy for Cowboys

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September 30th, 2008 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Dallas Cowboys, NFL, Stupid Athletes, Terrell Owens

Dallas Cowboys diva receiver Terrell Owens thinks the only reason his team lost to the Washington Redskins is because he didn’t get the ball enough.

Listen to baby TO stir up controversy with his comments after the game.

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Giants Suspend Burress for 1 Game

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September 25th, 2008 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: NFL, New York Giants, Plaxico Burress, Stupid Athletes

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The New York Giants have suspended Plaxico Burress for 1 game after the star receiver missed a workout and didn’t return any phone calls.

“We have had success here because of the team concept,” Giants coach Tom Coughlin said. Read the rest of this entry »

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Everybody Loves a Friendy Game of Duck Duck Goose

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September 23rd, 2008 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: CFL, Football, Sports Videos, Stupid Athletes

The Winnepeg Blue Bombers celebrate a touchdown with a good ole’ game of duck duck goose.

The Canadian Football League is full of adolescents.

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Josh Howard Hates America

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September 18th, 2008 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Josh Howard, NBA, Stupid Athletes

Dallas Mavericks small forward Josh Howard disrespected the National Anthem proving how much he hates the United States of America.

Wow, he hates the country that has allowed him to become a millionaire. Let’s deport this dumbass overseas.

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DeSean Jackson is Stupid

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September 16th, 2008 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: DeSean Jackson, Stupid Athletes

DeSean Jackson has officially won the title of the dumbest football player ever. Why you ask? Just watch this play:

And to top it all off the moron starts dancing like he has down-syndrome.

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Canadian Football Players Love Spiderman

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September 4th, 2008 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: CFL, Stupid Athletes

Kerry Joseph of the Canadian Football League caught a touchdown pass and then put on the lamest celebration of all time.

A spiderman mask? Really!? Is he an adolescent stuck in an adults body?

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Chad Johnson Thinks He’s a Better Swimmer Than Michael Phelps

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August 15th, 2008 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Chad Johnson, Michael Phelps, Stupid Athletes

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Cincinnati Bengals receiver Chad Johnson was a guest on “Pardon the Interruption” earlier this week and he said he would easily beat Michael Phelps in any swimming competition.

The problem with Michael Phelps is there’s no competition where he is,” Johnson said. Read the rest of this entry »

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