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Junior Seau Takes On A Bull And Loses [Video]

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September 30th, 2009 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Stupid Athletes

Future NFL Hall of Fame Linebacker and current adrenaline junkie Junior Seau goes head to head with an angry bull and gets trampled. No worries though, Seau was not seriously hurt.

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Top 10 Most Hated Athletes Of 2009

Here at PopCrunch we’ve always been huge fans of hating on popular athletes. These days there are so many stupid athletes we have a hard time keeping track of them all. That’s why we’ve decided to put together a list of our Top 10 Most Hated Athletes of 2009.

10: Terrell Owens

Terrell Owens loves him some him

Why We Hate Him: He’s washed up and drops more balls than he catches these days, but he still won’t shut up! The only reason he’s not higher on our list is because he tried to kill himself a few years ago, so we’re guessing he hates himself just as much as we hate him. Read the rest of this entry »

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The Buffalo Bills Need, Like Um, Smarter Players

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September 16th, 2009 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Buffalo Bills, Stupid Athletes

Like um, this is, like um, the Buffalo Bills 7th, like um, round draft pick from, like um, April’s draft. His name is, like um, Ellis, like um, like um, Lankster.

He’s, like um, obviously not, like um, very, like um, smart.

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Rashard Lewis suspended for banned substance

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August 7th, 2009 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Orlando Magic, Rashard Lewis, Stupid Athletes

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The NBA suspended Orlando Magic forward Rashard Lewis for 10 games on Thursday after he tested positive for a banned substance which elevated his testosterone level.

“First and foremost I take full responsibility for the situation and accept the corresponding penalty,” Lewis said in a statement after the suspension became public. Read the rest of this entry »

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Stephon Marbury is a crybaby

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July 28th, 2009 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Stephon Marbury, Stupid Athletes

Stephon Marbury turns on his webcam and cries like a little bitch while listening to some gay song called “Lean On Me” by Kirk Franklin.

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Shocking Adam “Pacman” Jones Video Leaked

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July 20th, 2009 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Adam Jones, Stupid Athletes

Here’s leaked video footage of Adam “Pacman” Jones making it rain in a club. The footage even caught Pacman on tape fornicating with a stripper!

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Soccer player fined after angry tweet

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July 17th, 2009 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Houston Dynamo, Refs, Soccer, Stupid Athletes

Brian Ching gets in trouble using twitter

Major League Soccer has fined Houston Dynamo forward Brian Ching $500 after he used Twitter to express his anger towards a referee.

“Ref in seattle just cheated the dynamo,” Ching tweeted. “What a joke. Not even close. Ref is a cheat.”

$500!? Are you serious? How’s he supposed to live?

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Former Padres #1 Pick Matt Bush cries like a little bitch

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July 16th, 2009 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Matt Bush, San Diego Padres, Stupid Athletes

One of the biggest busts in baseball history Matt Bush cries like a little baby while being arrested for a DUI and vandalism. He was also charged with resisting arrest.

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Vince Young wants to play or be traded

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June 2nd, 2009 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: NFL, Stupid Athletes, Tennessee Titans, Vince Young

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Suicidal quarterback Vince Young is telling the Tennessee Titans they better play him or trade him in the upcoming 2009 NFL season.

“I definitely want to get back out there playing ball and picking up where I left off, winning games and having a good time with my teammates and with the fans,” Young told Baltimore’s WMAR-TV. Read the rest of this entry »

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Vince Young makes it rain

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May 29th, 2009 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Stupid Athletes, Tennessee Titans, Vince Young

Tennessee Titans suicidal quarterback Vince Young makes it rain while on stage with Nelly during a concert in Houston.

Vince, you may want to use your money more wisely. You’re not going to last much longer in the NFL and McDonalds doesn’t pay too well…

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