Johan Franzen borrows Patrick Kane’s mouthguard
Detroit Red Wings’ Johan Franzen couldn’t find his mouthguard so he sticks his hand in Patrick Kane’s mouth hand steals his.
Archive for the ‘Stupid Athletes’ Category
Jayson Williams arrested on assault charges
Former NBA star Jayson Williams has been arrested and charged with assault after police say he punched somebody in the face outside a night club in Raleigh on Monday.
Steelers LB James Harrison is a Moron
May 19th, 2009 by Brian Ethridge
Tagged as: James Harrison, NFL, Pittsburgh Steelers, Stupid Athletes
Pittsburgh Steelers linebacker James Harrison is refusing to meet President Barack Obama at the White House with the rest of his teammates on Thursday.
“If you want to see the Pittsburgh Steelers, invite us when we don’t win the Super Bowl,” Harrison told ESPN.com Read the rest of this entry »
Freddie Mitchell is still alive
Former Philadelphia Eagles receiver Freddie Mitchell wants all of his fans to know he’s still alive and he plans on making a comeback in the National Football League.
Sorry Freddie, but not even Al Davis is dumb enough to sign trash like you.
Ron Artest thinks he can rap
I would rather be deaf than to ever have to listen to this crap again.
Donte’ Stallworth is a murderer
March 16th, 2009 by Brian Ethridge
Tagged as: Cleveland Browns, Donte Stallworth, NFL, Stupid Athletes
Cleveland Browns wide receiver Donte’ Stallworth hit and killed a pedestrian while driving on a busy causeway linking Miami and Miami Beach on Saturday morning.
Matt Jones arrested for drugs …again
Jacksonville Jaguars wide receiver Matt Jones was arrested Monday for possession of a controlled substance after failing a random drug test.
“We’re aware of the situation and are still gathering information,” said Jaguars general manager Gene Smith. Read the rest of this entry »
Maurice Clarett blogging from prison
March 4th, 2009 by Brian Ethridge
Tagged as: Maurice Clarett, Ohio State Buckeyes, Stupid Athletes
Ohio State Buckeyes former running back and NFL bust Maurice Clarett has apparently been blogging from prison.
“Time in prison was necessary due to my actions but it’s my personal belief that I can use my celebrity to assist more people in so many creative ways that I’ve come up with than to occupy this cell at $25K per year,” Clarett blogs. Read the rest of this entry »
This will get you ejected
Clippers PF Zach Randolph gets ejected for punching Louis Amundson. Amundson had the last laugh, the Suns destroyed the Clippers 140-100.
Aubrey Coleman should be banned from basketball for life
Houston’s Aubrey Coleman deserves to be banned from ever playing basketball again after he intentionally stomped on Arizona’s Chase Budinger’s face. Read the rest of this entry »
