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Everybody Loves a Friendy Game of Duck Duck Goose

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September 23rd, 2008 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: CFL, Football, Sports Videos, Stupid Athletes

The Winnepeg Blue Bombers celebrate a touchdown with a good ole’ game of duck duck goose.

The Canadian Football League is full of adolescents.

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Josh Howard Hates America

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September 18th, 2008 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Josh Howard, NBA, Stupid Athletes

Dallas Mavericks small forward Josh Howard disrespected the National Anthem proving how much he hates the United States of America.

Wow, he hates the country that has allowed him to become a millionaire. Let’s deport this dumbass overseas.

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DeSean Jackson is Stupid

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September 16th, 2008 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: DeSean Jackson, Stupid Athletes

DeSean Jackson has officially won the title of the dumbest football player ever. Why you ask? Just watch this play:

And to top it all off the moron starts dancing like he has down-syndrome.

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Canadian Football Players Love Spiderman

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September 4th, 2008 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: CFL, Stupid Athletes

Kerry Joseph of the Canadian Football League caught a touchdown pass and then put on the lamest celebration of all time.

A spiderman mask? Really!? Is he an adolescent stuck in an adults body?

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Chad Johnson Thinks He’s a Better Swimmer Than Michael Phelps

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August 15th, 2008 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Chad Johnson, Michael Phelps, Stupid Athletes

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Cincinnati Bengals receiver Chad Johnson was a guest on “Pardon the Interruption” earlier this week and he said he would easily beat Michael Phelps in any swimming competition.

The problem with Michael Phelps is there’s no competition where he is,” Johnson said. Read the rest of this entry »

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Fabian Washington Suspended One Game

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August 4th, 2008 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Baltimore Ravens, NFL, Stupid Athletes

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Baltimore Ravens cornerback Fabian Washington has been suspended 1 game by the National Football League for violating the league’s personal conduct policy, stemming from a February domestic violence charge involving his girlfriend.

“I put myself in a bad situation, and I did not handle it the right way,” Washington said. “I was wrong and made a mistake. My girlfriend, my attorney and I wanted a quick resolution and knew that a suspension could happen.”

Washington is thankful for the suspension and he looks forward to spending his day off beating up women.

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Carson Palmer Hates Ohio

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July 22nd, 2008 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Carson Palmer, Cincinnati Bengals, College Football, NFL, Ohio State Buckeyes, Stupid Athletes

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Even though quarterback Carson Palmer lives in Ohio and plays for the Cincinnati Bengals, he won’t hesitate to tell you how much he hates the state of Ohio.

“I cannot stand the Buckeyes and having to live in Ohio and hear those people talk about their team, it drives me absolutely nuts,” Palmer said. Read the rest of this entry »

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Naked climbing is not a new Olympic sport

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July 14th, 2008 by R. Striga

Tagged as: Sports, Stupid Athletes

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But I thought you might want to know about it all the same.

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Tennessee Recruit Bobby Maze Tries to Rap

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July 7th, 2008 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: College Basketball, Stupid Athletes, Tennessee Volunteers

I hope this guy can play basketball better than he can rap.

Is it to late to revoke his scholarship offer? I know absolutely nothing about this guy but I can already tell he’s definitely not that bright.

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Pacman Has Became Dig Dug

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June 26th, 2008 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Adam Jones, Football, NFL, Stupid Athletes

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Thug cornerback Adam Jones no longer wants to be referred to as “Pacman” instead he wants to be called “Dig Dug”.

Pacman is a straight up p—- game compared to Dig Dug,” said Jones. “Pacman just eats stuff. In Dig Dug you could blow people up or crush them with a rock. That’s totally how I roll.” Read the rest of this entry »

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