Tennessee Titans defensive end Jevon Kearse was arrested by Nashville cops early Sunday morning for driving drunk. Kearse was driving at a high speed and swerving all over the road. After refusing a breathalyzer he failed several field sobriety tests.

Hey Moron, your rich…Call a taxi!

D.C. United soccer player Santino Quaranta is a weak little man with an addiction to painkillers.

“The worst time was when I was healthy, because I had to go out and find more pills on my own on the street,” he said. “Even when the doctors gave me pills, it was just 20 or 30. I would go through those in a couple hours. I would eat 10 at a time. … You could have put me in Iraq and I would have found a way to get pills.”

Somebody drop this guy off in Iraq, I don’t believe him.

IBO light welterweight champion Ricky Hatton has turned down a September huge money fight with Oscar De La Hoya.

“It would be too soon, Ricky only fought two weeks ago,” Ray Hatton, the boxing champion’s father and manager, told British Broadcasting Corp. Sport. “Oscar likes to fight in September because of Mexican Independence Day, but Richard is chilling out at the moment.

Hatton, What are you thinking!? Your turning down the biggest payday of your life because your “chilling” at the moment? Get your head out of your ass and accept this fight.

As expected the Chicago Bears have released moronic running back Cedric Benson after his 2nd arrest this offseason.

Cedric displayed a pattern of behavior we will not tolerate,” Bears general manager Jerry Angelo said in a statement. “As I said this past weekend, you have to protect your job. Everyone in this organization is held accountable for their actions. When individual priorities overshadow team goals, we suffer the consequences as a team. Those who fail to understand the importance of ‘team’ will not play for the Chicago Bears.”

The Bears could easily afford to cut Benson because he sucks and they found a better running back with their 2nd round draft pick, Matt Forte.

Whats next for Benson? Maybe somebody will employ him as their tackling dummy.

Chicago Bears running back Cedric Benson has been arrested for drunk driving in Austin, Texas.

“Disappointment is too much an often-used word when we’re talking about Cedric, and the number one lesson for every player is protect your job,” Chicago Bears general manager Jerry Angelo said. “So we’re all held accountable for our actions.”

This latest arrest will likely lead to Benson getting released from the Chicago Bears. This is his 2nd run in with the law this offseason and he’s a shitty running back. Bye, bye Benson.

Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Johnson has told ESPN The Magazine that he has no plans to sit out the 2008 NFL season.

“Am I coming back? Of course I am,” Johnson said. “I told my coaches I’m going to California to act, but the truth is I may come back to the Bengals as early as June. I may be crazy but I’m not stupid.”

Actually Chad, your very stupid. Your entire team hates you and there’s no way the Bengals will trade you, so enjoy being miserable this season. Here’s some advice — shut your mouth, don’t attempt any lame touchdown celebrations and don’t take any swings at your head coach.

Lately Dallas Cowboys safety Roy Williams has been criticized for his pass coverage and now he will be criticized for comparing himself to Jesus Christ.

“Ever since I’ve rededicated my life to Christ I’ve caught way more persecution now,” Roy Williams said. “But it’s a beautiful thing because I know it’s a breakthrough coming for me. I welcome it. What makes me any better than Christ? He was persecuted and I’ve been persecuted. My teammates know where my heart is. They know where my mind is at.”

In other news, the Dallas Cowboys have named Williams their designated 3rd down waterboy. Hopefully thats not the big “breakthrough” he was talking about.

Everybody needs to stop picking on Kansas State basketball star Michael Beasley, afterall he’s just a little kid.

“I just turned 19 years old in January,” Beasley said. “How mature do you want me to be? I’m still a kid. I’m not 20 yet. I’m not legal. I can vote, but that’s about it. On the basketball side of things, I’m 30 years old. Off the court, I don’t know how old y’all want me to be. Do you want me to act 25? 30? 40?. I’m 19. I’m a kid. I’m going to live my life. I’m going to mess up. I don’t know as much as you do or him. I’m learning day by day. I hear a lot about character issues. But I’ve yet to hear what those character issues are. Until I hear somebody tell me, I don’t feel the need to change.”

Aww, somebody get this little baby his pacifier.

A few days ago Sports Crunch showed you a rare MMA double knockout . Here’s another double knockout that happened in a May 15th bout against Aaron Wetherspoon and Anthony Lapsley.

MORONS!

I bet that guy feels like shit.