January 26th, 2009 by Brian Ethridge
Tagged as: Dallas Cowboys, NFL, Stupid Athletes, Terrell Owens
If you guessed Dallas Cowboys cancer Terrell Owens you’re 100% correct. In this picture he tries to hide his ugly face while attending the AXE Fix party for the Sundance Film Festival last week.
Ottawa Senators Right Wing Jarkko Ruutu got pretty hungry during their game against the Buffalo Sabres so he indulged himself in Andrew Peters flesh.
December 22nd, 2008 by Brian Ethridge
Tagged as: LenDale White, Pittsburgh Steelers, Stupid Athletes, Tennessee Titans
LenDale White insulted the Pittsburgh Steelers and all their fans by stomping on a terrible towel.
Later, LenDale was seen eating the towel, mistaken it for a gigantic slice of cheese.
What do New Orleans Saints defensive tackle Sedrick Ellis and Pee-Wee Herman have in common?
Watch these 2 videos for the answer:
Chicago Blackhawks right winger Kris Versteeg tries to impress a hot reporter by showing off his rapping skills.
It’s safe to say he’s definitely not the next Marshall Mathers.
October 21st, 2008 by Brian Ethridge
Tagged as: Football, High School Football, Hilarious, Stupid Athletes, Stupid People
7 of the high school football players involved in the pissing incident have been suspended for 1 game. And they still think it was freaking hilarious.
Adam “Pacman” Jones apologizes to NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell and his bodyguard Tommy Jones.
Great, now I’ll have that stupid song stuck in my head for the rest of the day.
Dallas Cowboys cornerback Adam “Pacman” Jones has been suspended for atleast 4 games by the NFL for violating of the league’s personal conduct policy, again.
“It’s terribly disappointing to me that we’re dealing with this again and that he’s reflecting so poorly on all of the players in this league, which they don’t deserve,” NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell said.
October 10th, 2008 by Brian Ethridge
Tagged as: College Football, NCAA Football, Stupid Athletes, Virginia Tech
Virginia Tech wide receiver Ike Whitaker blamed head coach Frank Beamer for getting arrested on public intoxication charges.
Frank Beamer suspended Whitaker for missing a morning practice so the young receiver felt he needed to go get wasted at a downtown bar.
That’s former Saints defensive tackle Hollis Thomas and he’s obviously infatuated with Spongebob Squarepants.
Is it just me or does that outfit scream pedophile?
