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Michael Beasley Is Just a Kid!

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May 30th, 2008 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Basketball, College Basketball, Michael Beasley, Stupid Athletes

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Everybody needs to stop picking on Kansas State basketball star Michael Beasley, afterall he’s just a little kid.

“I just turned 19 years old in January,” Beasley said. “How mature do you want me to be? I’m still a kid. I’m not 20 yet. I’m not legal. I can vote, but that’s about it. On the basketball side of things, I’m 30 years old. Off the court, I don’t know how old y’all want me to be. Do you want me to act 25? 30? 40?. I’m 19. I’m a kid. I’m going to live my life. I’m going to mess up. I don’t know as much as you do or him. I’m learning day by day. I hear a lot about character issues. But I’ve yet to hear what those character issues are. Until I hear somebody tell me, I don’t feel the need to change.”

Aww, somebody get this little baby his pacifier.

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Another Double Knockout

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May 28th, 2008 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: MMA, Stupid Athletes

A few days ago Sports Crunch showed you a rare MMA double knockout . Here’s another double knockout that happened in a May 15th bout against Aaron Wetherspoon and Anthony Lapsley.

MORONS!

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Hockey Player Breaks Trophy

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May 27th, 2008 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Hockey, Stupid Athletes

I bet that guy feels like shit.

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Joakim Noah Arrested for Possesion

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May 26th, 2008 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Basketball, Chicago Bulls, Joakim Noah, NBA, Stupid Athletes

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Chicago Bulls center Joakim Noah has been charged with possession of marijuana and having an open container of alcohol. A Gainesville policeman saw Noah on the sidewalk holding a plastic cup containing an alcohol a violation of city law and when the officer searched him marijuana was found in his pocket.

Noah was later released from jail after signing a notice to appear before a judge but He could face up to 6 months in jail and a $500 fine for the marijuana charge.

A $500 fine? OMG! He’ll probably become homeless, how’s he supposed to afford that?

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Mike Tyson is Happy to Be Alive

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May 19th, 2008 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Boxing, Mike Tyson, Stupid Athletes

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Former heavyweight champion of the world Iron Mike Tyson has been through an awful lot throughout the years and now he’s just happy to be alive.

“I lived a wild and extreme life,” the former heavyweight champion told reporters Saturday. “I used drugs. I had altercations with dangerous people. I slept with guys’ wives that wanted to kill me. I’m just happy to be here, you know. It’s just a miracle.”

How has Tyson stayed alive throughout the years? He’s raped women, he’s ate ears off of live humans and he’s been in thousands of street fights. Its amazing that somebody hasn’t put a bullet between his eyes yet. But Tyson has always been a very entertaining character so hopefully he’s around for awhile.

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MMA Double Knockout

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May 19th, 2008 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: MMA, Stupid Athletes

Watch as two knuckleheads knock each other out at the exact same time in a MMA event that took place Friday night in Indianapolis.

The fight was ruled a technical draw and each fighter now has a record of 0 wins, 0 losses and 1 draw. If either of them have half a brain they’ll both make this their last match. Although a rematch could be very entertaining.

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Dennis Rodman Charged With Domestic Violence Against Gina Peterson

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May 16th, 2008 by Ryan

Tagged as: Basketball, Dennis Rodman, NBA, Stupid Athletes

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Surprising, eh?  Dennis Rodman was charged yesterday with domestic violence against his girlfriend Gina Peterson.  Rodman explains the situation by saying that he had too much to drink.  That’s no excuse buddy.

Despite the charges, Gina Peterson continues to date Rodman.

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