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USC Grandma hits a beer bong

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February 17th, 2009 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: Crazy Fans, Fans, USC

That pretty much confirms it, USC has the best fans in the country. I wonder if she has any hot granddaughters?

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Mark Sanchez leaving USC for the NFL; Carroll unhappy

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January 16th, 2009 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: NFL, NFL Draft, Pete Carroll, USC

USC Trojans quarterback Mark Sanchez has decided to skip his senior season and enter the NFL draft.

“It has been my dream since I was just a little kid to play in the NFL and thanks to this great academic institution and football program, I have the opportunity to realize that dream,” Sanchez said. Read the rest of this entry »

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USC beats Penn State; Wins Rose Bowl

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January 2nd, 2009 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: College Football, NCAA Football, Penn State Nittany Lions, USC

The USC Trojans won the Rose Bowl over the Penn State Nittany Lions, 38-24 on New Years Day.

“I thought that we were playing against the best and I thought we had to play our best to be competitive,” Penn St. coach Joe Paterno said. Read the rest of this entry »

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USC will forfeit timeout so they can wear red

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December 3rd, 2008 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: College Football, NCAA Football, UCLA Bruins, USC

USC Trojans head coach Pete Carroll has decided to forfeit a timeout so his team can wear their red home jerseys against rival UCLA on Saturday.

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Pete Carroll Hates the BCS

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November 5th, 2008 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: BCS, College Football, NCAA Football, Pete Carroll, USC

USC coach Pete Carroll doesn’t understand how the BCS works. Like many college football fans, he wishes there would be a playoff system instead.

“I don’t understand how the thing works, I don’t really know,” Carroll said. “Maybe you guys will answer for it one of these days. Maybe you know and I don’t. I’m sure you do.

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Is Rey Maualuga Gay?

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August 1st, 2008 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: College Football, Rey Maualuga, USC

USC linebacker Rey Maualuga pretends to be a tuff bad ass when he’s facing opposing offenses, but the following pictures reveal his homosexual side.

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Pete Carroll is a Beautiful Woman

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June 24th, 2008 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: College Football, Pete Carroll, USC

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USC’s offensive line coach Pat Ruel has a man-crush on head coach Pete Carroll.

“Pete’s like a beautiful woman,” Ruel said after taking the job. “The closer you get, you better look out. He is very charismatic. He can smile and make you feel like a million dollars.”

It doesn’t take a genius to figure out Ruel is a homo (not that theres anything wrong with that). Since Ruel came out of the closet the Trojans will definitely have an advantage recruiting all those gay athletes.

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Who is Pete Carroll?

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May 20th, 2008 by Brian Ethridge

Tagged as: College Football, Pete Carroll, USC

Some USC students have no clue who Pete Carroll is.

They had to feel pretty stupid after realizing they were talking to the head coach all along.

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