Former NBA great and current television commentator Charles Barkley was arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol on New Years Eve. According to the officer who wrote the police report, Barkley was about to receive oral sex from a hooker he just picked up, but then the police interrupted.

“He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat,” the officer who wrote to report said.

“He asked me to admit that she was ‘hot.’ He asked me, ‘You want the truth?’ When I told him I did he said, ‘I was gonna drive around the corner and get a b**w job. He then explained that she had given him a ‘b**w job’ one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life.”

You da man Charles!