Remember Chris Andersen, aka Bird Man, the athletic wild-man dunker who participated in a few slam dunk contests? He sorta disappeared because he was suspended by the NBA in 2006 for violating the league’s drug policy and testing positive for a banned substance.

He returned to the New Orleans Hornets in March 2008 with a paltry $800k salary. He’s been inconsequential, but his tats are good entertainment.