David Haye continued to duck both Vitali and Wladimir Klitschko on Wednesday when he signed to fight a no talent circus freak named Nikolai Valuev for the WBA heavyweight championship on November 7th in Germany.

“I am thrilled to announce that my dream of becoming world heavyweight champion will be realized on Nov. 7 when I challenge the tallest and heaviest champion of all time, Nikolai Valuev,” the former cruiserweight champion said. “Valuev’s known as ‘The Beast From The East’ and there’s a reason he’s got that nickname. He’s a big, ugly, sweaty and hairy man from the Eastern Bloc. David only needed a slingshot and a stone to flatten Goliath and I’m convinced my right hand generates more power than a stone.”

Haye is obviously scared to death of both Klitschko brothers and he knows they would both whoop his ass. Valuev poses no threat to any fighter with an ounce of talent, so it should be an easy victory for Haye.