The 46-year old former Heavyweight champion of the world, Evander Holyfield, will try to make another comeback with a new nickname. Instead of “The Real Deal,” Holyfield wants to be called, “The Lean Green Fighting Machine.”

“I guess I’m lean and green,” Holyfield said in an interview with The Associated Press. “I’m pretty much going to do all I can to fight against global warming. I’ll see what I can do to help and try to help other people who want to do the same thing. A mission as big as this needs someone who is recognized through the whole world, we as a people have to come together to save this planet.”

Holyfield is so worried about the planet, he’s completely ignoring his own health. He’ll turn 47-years old in October, yet he’s determined to continue boxing.

“I will be the undisputed heavyweight champion of the world,” he said. “I’m sure I will be champion next year sometime.”

Yes, the Heavyweight division sucks, and yes, Holyfield did get robbed when he fought that circus freak Nikolay Valuev last December for the WBA title, but Holyfield will NEVER become undisputed champ again. If he ever stepped in the ring against either one of the Klitschko brothers he would probably die in the ring – but apparently that’s what he wants.