Hallelujah! The Lions Finally Won A Game

The headline is not a misprint! The Detriot Lions did actually finally win a football game. They managed to beat the Washington Redskins, 19-14, on Sunday afternoon, ending their 19-game losing streak.
“We not only got the monkey off our back, we got King Kong off our back,” said Lions owner William Clay Ford. “I’m hoping that this gets us over that hump and gives us a winning attitude.”
Before Sunday, the Lions hadn’t won a game since 2007!
“We went a whole season without feeling like this [victory], so you have to take it in and enjoy,” Lions center Dominic Raiola said.
Congratulations Detroit!!! Now sit back and watch the Cleveland Browns as they try to duplicate your winless 2008 season.


