Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver and fiancé Kendra Wilkinson have recently announced that they enjoyed unprotected sexual intercourse together and, as a result, she is now pregnant with his baby.

“Hank and I are thrilled to announce that we are expecting,” Wilkinson said. “We are touched by the outpouring of support by our family, friends and fans.”

Way to go Hank! You are a horrible wide receiver with hardly an ounce of talent yet you still managed to knock up a former playboy playmate. You are my idol.