Kimbo Slice leaving MMA for Boxing

Now that Kimbo Slice knows he sucks at Mixed Martial Arts he is considering leaving the sport and becoming a boxer instead.
“Boxing is really my first desire,” Slice told the Nassau Guardian. “I have a lot of love for it and believe I can do pretty well. MMA is somewhat of a project for me. Boxing is one dimensional while there are a lot of dimensions in MMA. I don’t think it would be a hard transition from MMA to stand-up boxing because of my fighting style.
I really hate to break it to you Kimbo, but you’ll actually suck even more at boxing than you already do at MMA. Boxers need to have good hand speed, intelligence and great endurance. Unfortunately you have none of the above.


