Fat back LenDale White thinks Carolina Panthers running backs DeAngelo Williams and Jonathan Stewart stole the nickname “Smash and Dash” from him.

If they want a nickname, I can nickname them: ‘Identity and Theft,’” said White

“…I was upset because I made that phrase up myself. I mean I made it up. I don’t know about NFL Network and all those other guys. I heard somebody say, ‘Batman and Robin,’ that’s like cute, that’s for them. If they want that name they can have it. The ‘Smash and Dash’ is something I made up.”

“We’ve got a copyright and everything for it, I’ll make sure I show the documents,” White continued to say. “It’s well trademarked and it’s copy written. I don’t know if we’re going to take legal action or not.”

LenDale, hasn’t anybody told you yet? You actually have to be a talented player to get a nickname. And unfortunately the only thing you’re talented at is eating.