Last season, Tennessee Titans running back LenDale White was criticized when he stomped on the Pittsburgh Steelers’ terrible towel following their 31-14 rout victory. When asked recently about the event, fatty White said he’d do it all over again.

“If it happens to be there, I’m going to stomp all over that [pause], man,” White told reporters. “If there’s a towel in the stands, I will stomp on it. I don’t care who gets mad. … If they throw a towel at me, I’m going to kick it and stomp all over it. If they don’t want their towel stomped on, keep it out my face.”

We don’t understand why White would want to stomp on the towel. It would make a nice bib while he’s eating all of those twinkies.