The 0-16 Detroit Lions have hired Tennessee Titans defensive coordinator Jim Schwartz as their new head coach.

“After an extensive search that included several highly qualified coaches, we are thrilled that Jim Schwartz will become our team’s head coach,” Lions president Tom Lewand said. “[General manager] Martin [Mayhew] and I believe that Jim’s qualifications and vision will lead this organization on the field toward our goal of becoming a championship football team.”

I’ve been convinced for awhile that the Lions will always suck and this hiring certainly doesn’t change my mind.

Congratulations Schwartz, your the new head coach of the worst team EVER! Look on the bright side, they can’t get any worse.