Finally realizing our longtime beliefs that Brady Quinn is gay, Cleveland Browns first year head coach Eric Mangini has decided to bench him for Derek Anderson.

“I’m excited about the opportunity,” Anderson said. “We’re all competitors, we all want to play. I’m ready to go.”

We have been saying for years that Brady Quinn is a pathetic excuse for a quarterback and that there was no chance he’d every become a star in the league. It’s nice to see people are finally starting to agree with us.