Oh heavens this takes the biscuit altogether.

Yesterday no less then 4 prostitutes came to the rescue of Max Mosley, the F1 boss whose wrinkly bottom graced the front page of tabloid News of the World. Women were given names from A to D to protect their privacy.

All 4 women gave details about their SM sex session and parties but all 4 of them deny there were any Nazi orgies at any given time.

As Mosley said it himself “Had I wanted a Nazi scene I would have said I wanted one and ‘A’ would have got some of the inexpensive Nazi stuff from the joke shop that provides uniforms and would not have gone to Marks & Spencer and got quite expensive jackets.”

Hm yes really that makes so much sense.

All I will say is for the sake of everything that is holy I hope Mr. Mosley keeps his wrinkly bottom covered from now on.