Does anyone know what in the hell this horse was trying to do?

Hornets fans are trying to taunt Spurs point guard Tony Parker with life sized cut-outs of his sexy wife Eva Longoria.

Why would that distract Parker? Everybody knows he’s tappin’ that on a daily basis.

If anything it distracted every player except Tony Parker.

Former NBA Star Charles Barkley will be facing felony charges if he doesn’t pay a gambling debt worth $400,000 to a Las Vegas Strip casino.

“Do I have a gambling problem? Yeah, I do have a gambling problem,” Barkley said. “But I don’t consider it a problem because I can afford to gamble.”

Barkley has a gambling problem? I would have never noticed. Afterall, who doesn’t owe a casino hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Penn State’s 81-year-old football coach Joe Paterno was rushed to Mount Nittany Medical Center by ambulance after he was feeling nauseated. At the hospital JoePa learned he was suffering from apparent dehydration.

“It’s no big deal,” JoePa’s son Jay Paterno said. “If it’s dehydration, he’s probably all talked out.”

Somebody needs to force Joe Paterno to retire, he has nothing left to prove in the sport and at 81 years old his body can’t handle the stress of coaching anymore. This time he was lucky he was just suffering from dehydration but next time it could be something much worse for the old man.

Due to the retirment of Justine Henin, Maria Sharapova will assume the No. 1 ranking in womens tennis.

“The ranking has never been a big deal for me,” Sharapova said. “Whether I’m No. 1 or 5, my main goal is just to keep winning tennis matches and the ranking will take care of itself if I keep winning.”

Screw the rankings and screw winning matches. Aslong as she stays looking mighty fine, Sharapova will remain a must watch tennis player.

Ricky Williams has told the Austin American-Statesman that he was invited to spend the day on Cedric Benson boat, the same day Benson was arrested and drenched in pepper spray. Williams declined the invitation but believes things would have went down differently if he would have been there.

“I think if I had come down, things might have worked out a little bit differently,” Williams, told the newspaper. “I find I have a calming influence on people I’m around.

Ricky, you have it all wrong. You don’t have the ability to calm people, all your weed is what does the trick.

Man, I really have no words. Except that I’m sure Texas message boards will have a field day with this guy.

The boots are such a great touch.

Biba Golic is a World Class Table Tennis player and to be honest I don’t even know if table tennis qualifies as a sport but theres one thing I know for sure, she is SMOKIN’ HOT.

I bet you thought William Hung was the worse singer in the world, WRONG. Watch Cowboys QB Tony Romo murder “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” before the Cubs vs. Diamondbacks game on Sunday.

Somebody please make him shut up, my ears are bleeding!

No wonder Jessica Simpson is dating him, he’s the only person in the world that can make her sound like a decent singer in comparision.

Actually rumor has it she dumped Romo days ago. Sorry Tony, but here’s some advice — try to find a girl with a brain!

Former Indiana Pacers guard Reggie Miller is 42 years old but he still knows what it takes to throw a damn good party — lots of alcohol and a ton of hot babes.

Nice looking girl you got there Reggie. I’m sure her parents would approve, she’s probably only 20 years younger than you.