I can’t believe Fox’s Sunday pre-game show actually aired this cartoon, pretty visciously going after Tony Romo’s ex Jessica Simpson for gaining weight. Really seems to step over the line of good taste, I guess as a celeb she’s fair game, but what does this have to do with football?
The Fox NFL Sunday Jessica Simpson cartoon definitely gives off an idiot high school social strata vibe.
Here is the obituary for Vicki Zimmer, wife of Cincinnati Bengals defensive coordinator Mike Zimmer:
ZIMMER Vikki (nee: Black) Beloved wife of Michael R. Zimmer. Loving mother of Adam, Marki and Corri Zimmer. Dear sister of Bruce (Pam) Black and daughter of the late Vincent R. and Carol Black. Vikki will be dearly missed by her many other family members and friends. Oct. 8, 2009 age 50. Visitation Tues. 9:30-10:30 AM at Holy Cross-Immaculata Church, 30 Guido St. in Mt. Adams, where Mass will take place Tues. at 10:30 AM. In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be directed to either: Happy Hill Farm Academy 3843 N. Highway 144 Granbury, TX 76048 or The Marvin Lewis Community Fund (Longworth Hall) 700 West Pete Rose Way, Unit 37 Cincinnati, OH 45203. Witt, Good & Kelsch F.H. serving the family.
Ray Lewis hits Chad Ochocinco here, in what I’d normally say would be one of the highlights of the day for the Ravens, but not so much this time since it extended the Bengals drive and eventually led to the Ravens loss.
Cincinnati Bengals defensive coordinator Mike Zimmer’s wife died unexpectedly and tragically last week. Vicki Zimmer’s cause of death has not yet been announced, but she was only fifty years old, and leaves behind not only her husband but three children. Vicki was discussed briefly on HBO’s ‘Hard Knocks’ this season, when Mike Zimmer talked about how she baked cookies for all the defensive players, and would chide him to go easy on the guys. Anyone who’s watched ‘Hard Knocks’ or been a fan of the Cowboys or Bengals in recent years knows the guy is something of a hard ass, and it seems clear that his wife definitely kept him grounded.
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Cole Hamels wife, in all her glory
MLB playoffs are in full swing, and today Cole Hamels goes for the Phillies. But judging by Google Trends what people are really interested in is Hamels wife, Heidi Strobel (now Heidi Hamels). You might remember her from her stint on Survivor: Amazon, where she memorably stripped naked in exchange for some peanut butter during one challenge.
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Michael Vick’s new reality show presumably won’t have this sort of scene included
Michael Vick has signed on to do a BET eight episode reality show that will air early in 2010. The show is currently titled “The Michael Vick Project” and will look at his current life with the Philadelphia Eagles, and will also heavily focus on his upbringing and childhood, presumably to show how he got to where he is today.
Vick’s clearly looking to shine up his image, as can be seen with his recent appearance on 60 Minutes and numerous other interviews.
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Braylon Edwards Doing What He Does Best
It’s been a hell of a week for Braylon Edwards. He was held without a catch for the first time in almost four years on Sunday against the Bengals. He took out his frustration Sunday night on a friend of LeBron James, punching the guy outside of a nightclub (James called Edwards “childish” afterwards), and now Eric Mangini has apparently had enough, trading the wide receiver to the New York Jets for two draft picks (a 3rd and a 5th, unless Edwards meets performance incentives which would make it a 2nd and a 5th) as well as wide receiver Chansi Stuckey and linebacker Jason Trusnik.
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I don’t think anyone has ever nailed SportsCenter so thoroughly as this video. The only thing they really missed is the incessant Brett Favre love.
Check out this clip from ESPN. While Lou Holtz tries to make the case for Jimmy Clausen as the Heisman front runner, Mark May starts giving him a pretend blow job.
This is officially the first gay couple to ever work for ESPN, other than Sean Salisbury and John Clayton of course.
A couple of dumbasses are trying to claim that the above trick shot is real. The shot was supposedly made from the 3rd Deck of Texas A&M’s Football Stadium. We’re not buying it, this shit is as fake as Joan Rivers’ face.
