Ha, I told you it would only take 48 hours before Ronaldo piped out about the whole Manchester United/Real Madrid transfer thingy.

I do have to say a) he gets very poetic about it and b) United manager Ferguson must be pissed off.

Ronaldo said: “I’ve had hundreds of questions about Manchester United and Real Madrid… What do you want me to say? That I’m going or I’m staying? I don’t know about the future, only God knows it. I can’t say any more.”

But instead of this drivel enjoy pictures of Ronaldo relaxing in LA and looking very orange.

Meanwhile his ex- girlfriend Nereida Gallardo is hitting the celebrity circuit.

Hey if she wants to bag another footballer the girl cannot afford to mope around.