Shawne Merriman Beats The Crap Out Of Tila Tequila

San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Marriman made news on Sunday after he was arrested for trying to kill his bi-sexual girlfriend, Tila Tequila. When the news became public, the Chargers released the following short statement.
“It’s disappointing to hear about the issue involving Shawne Merriman,” Chargers general manager A.J. Smith said. “We’ll continue to monitor the situation and let the legal process run its course.”
The first thought that popped in our minds was “Roid Rage” but surely Merriman would know better than that after he was suspended from the league in 2006 for testing positive for a banned substance.
On second thought, he’s dating a dyke, so he’s obviously not that bright…
We’ll just stick to our original thought.



On October 16th 2009, ted wrote:
wow, I can’t believe what an idiot this guy Brian Ethridge is.
Not only was he a jerk, but as a writer he is a hack, not even capable of producing what the player was arrested for.
And too lazy or dumb to hide his shame.