15. Michelle Damon
Michelle Damon pretty much shows the power of a major league paycheck. Johnny looks like a caveman and he still managed to do this well for himself. Very impressive!
14. Juliana Ramirez
Manny Ramirez is kind of an idiot savant when it comes to baseball, so I’d love to see what the guy’s home life is like. He’s got a naturally very beautiful wife though, so he’s managed to do at least two things well in his life.
13. Tomoyo Matsuzaka
Dice-K wasn’t the only import Boston fans were glad to see. They’ve also warmed pretty quickly to his extremely cute wife Tomoyo.
12. Lisa Kapler
I can’t find evidence of this anywhere online, but I remember once reading that Gabe Kapler had a freakishly huge head. That was just about the only thing I knew about the guy for a long time. Now I also know he has a pretty hot wife.
11. Julia Schultz
Julia is married to Brett Tomko, a slightly below league average pitcher who has still managed to put together a 12 season career. Wikipedia tells me Brett’s dad named the Cleveland Cavaliers. Which is almost as cool as marrying a Playboy Playmate. Take that old man!
10. Kelly Bartlett
Kelly married Jason Bartlett this past November. Don’t hate the guy though, he won America free tacos during last year’s World Series.
9. Laura Posada
What I said about Johnny Damon applies again. Jorge Posada is kind of an odd looking guy, but put him in a Yankees uniform and he’s scoring 10s.
8. Misty May-Treanor
Misty May-Treanor is probably the only person on our list who is more famous than her husband. Matt Treanor is a catcher for the Tigers, and previously played for the Marlins. His athletic career is probably going to finish up as slightly less impressive than his wife’s.
7. Diana Roberts
Brian Roberts managed to snag Ms. FHM 2006 Diana Chiafair only recently. She’s of Swedish/Italian descent, two nationalities that seem to go together like peanut butter and chocolate.
6. Lisa Dergan Podsednik
Baseball players love their Playmates, and Scott Podsednik is no exception. Lisa isn’t just a Playboy model though, she also works for Fox Sports Net.
5. Laura Cover
The Boone family goes back three generations, and they’ve always been known as a working class kind of family. Grinders, never legendary players, just guys who worked hard. That’s why it was a little strange to find out Aaron Boone is married to someone as flashy as Laura Cover. More power to him though, but it seemed like an odd fit.
4. Jamie Kotsay
This picture was a mini baseball blogging sensation when it was released. Her front’s not bad either.
3. Minka Kelly
Ok, so Minka is only dating Derek Jeter, but we’ve been coveting her for awhile now so she definitely is going to be ranked pretty highly on our list. You could actually put together a pretty respectable list consisting only of women Derek Jeter has dated.
2. Stephanie McGwire
Ok so Mark turned out to be a bit of an ass and a recluse, but I’m not sure I can blame him for not wanting to leave the house when all anyone wants to talk about is steroids. He’s got Stephanie to keep him entertained so I’m sure things really aren’t that bad for McGwire these days.
1. Anna Benson
She is batshit crazy, but sometimes those are the hottest ones, there’s no denying it. Her husband Kris, who must be one of the most pussy whipped guys on earth, just recently won a spot in Rangers rotation after not pitching in the majors the past two seasons. Hopefully he’ll stick, because I wouldn’t mind getting Anna back in the public eye as well. She’s so cute when she tries to talk about grown up things.