Ladies everywhere are so scared that they’ll become Ben Roethlisberger’s next rape victim that some women are even refusing to leave their houses! Well gals, I’m here to tell you everything is going to be okay, because the South African doctored have created this Anti-Roethlisberger condom.

That’s right ladies, next time you leave the house just insert one of these bad boys inside your vagina and when Roethlisberger tries to rape you (and he will) his penis will be in a world of pain. And the only way he’ll be able to take the condom off is if he’s willing to rip all the skin off his penis.

Way to go Roethlisberger! Thanks to you serial rapists everywhere just shed a tear.