In an interview with “60 Minutes” that aired on Sunday night, new Eagles quarterback Michael Vick admitted that while he was in prison he cried himself to sleep nearly every night.

“I felt the guilt and I knew I was guilty, and I knew what I had done,” the convicted dog killer said. “And, not knowing at the time that, you know, actually telling the truth may have been better than, you know, not being honest. And it backfired on me tremendously. And, you know, it’s no way of, you know, explaining, you know, the hurt and the guilt that I felt. And that was the reason I cried so many nights. And that put it all into perspective.”

We hope he’s sincere, but we’re not buying it. If he cried in prison it’s only because his cellmate was trying to impregnate him.